thestigsmexicancousin:

A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

(via stoptheyiffers)

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

(via stoptheyiffers)

So many virgins sacrificed!

(via doubledamnit)

whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

(via stoptheyiffers)

As I programmer I found this very funny…

chrc:

YOU NEED

A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL

image

SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)

image

AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)

ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING…